Thursday 23 June 2011

What is that SMELL ??

Ok we admit this is a bit early but so much has happened already we thought sod it...


Well so far so good. That is apart from turning up and realising that of the 1,000's of places available Charlotte had booked us into a slum that even Michael Palin would be afraid of. It being about million degrees in Delhi. Being lied too constantly about the availability of buses and every Tom, Dick and Harry (or Gurjit, Rupal and Omar) trying to get us to go to bloody Kashmir (err no it's a warzone !). 


Here is the guest house...



...this is not a joke. 

However once we got over the culture shock of stepping on raw sewage instead of a welcome mat we were made to feel very welcome by the owners Lucky & Sunny, who were top guys, and soon found ourselves enjoying the madness of Phar Ganj. Not quite the crossroads in Cheam Village 



Despite finding our feet it was still unbelievably hot in Delhi and crazy busy so we formulated a plan to get the hell out of there. Unfortunately this plan involved a 14 hour overnight bus ride into the Himalayas where the only entertainment was a bizzare bollywood film and watching a teenage indian girl repeatedly puke into a plastic bag. Any complaints we had about the journey were blown out of the water the moment we arrived as firstly it was COOL ! and secondly the place overlooks a flipping mountain with a glacier on it, yet we can still sunbathe! 


Ok that's it for now, we're off to have a beer and then Matt is going to try and get Charlotte out of his hammock.


Bye for now!!


6 comments:

  1. Oh my God, I can't believe that guest house. Thank God you got out of there before Nan found out (she's been saying "I don't know why they do it", etc etc).

    In my very exciting news... I've been trying and failing to learn Dynamite by Taio Cruz on my ukulele. Also I had to leave my Macbook at the Apple store for a few days to be fixed and it's breaking my heart. But at least it's not breaking my bank balance, wooo AppleCare.

    Becci. xx

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  2. Loving the Blog - much amusement! Keep it coming.

    Am hungover for the 2nd day running (and its only Saturday)... and I have to go to a Ball in Oxford tonight... with free bar... and Lawrence and Pucket. God help me and my poor liver.

    Went to Wimbledon yesterday and spent the entire afternoon in the Pimms garden with Danny, Emma and the PR team. Literally saw 20 mins of tennis. Must try harder. Cue killer hangover.

    Missing you soooooooo much... lets skype soon xxx

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  3. Just realised this is public and everyone can view the comments. Hi mum! (Yes... I'm looking after myself...)

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  4. Everyone take note and learn from Vick's mistake.....only post what you want others to read, all the sordid stuff should come in email form !

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  5. Hi Guys
    Just to let you know that the aunties now have your blog address and will be tracking you.

    Good luck

    Mum

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  6. I remember that cross roads well guys.......and the cows arse we viewed every morning. love ya love the carters x

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